REVIEW: Playboy TV – Hardcore Partying – S2 E2
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This was our first time watching this show on Playboy TV. It starts out with a sorority announcing their newest pledge, Shyla who they have made look geeky by adding glasses.
Shyla starts by sucking on a guys cock while several others watch her. Her sorority sister gives her a lesson how to play with his balls and deep throat. In the mean time, all the other sisters are playing with their guys in the background. He tells her the take her clothes off and then everyone in the room does the same and the fucking begins.
The next party starts with beer pong and features a lot of the same girls. One of the girls gets on top of the beer pong table and strips her clothes off so the rest follow in suit.
There are a lot of partner swaps in this show as well as girl on girl so I think it would appeal to more people. There is also constant action which is the best kind of show to fuck during in my opinion. There weren’t any breaks in between the scenes and there also wasn’t much of a plot so I usually find myself just wanting to mess around during movies like that instead of actually watching them like we can on the TV for Two shows.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Money Talks – S3 E8
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Havok starts this episode by finding a couple of girls she can assist with their Halloween costumes. She walks them over the the van and they both get really nervous..and what woman wouldn’t? They hesitantly get inside and both take their underwear and pants off then the artist puts fake teeth in their vaginas and paints one girl like a vampire and the other like a werewolf. She paid them each 400 bucks. It was pretty cool to watch because the artist actually did a good job.
Next she finds a couple that is headed to a pumpkin patch. She tells them she has pumpkins that are half off and invites them to her pumpkin patch. She offers them 200 dollars to paint the girl’s ass like a pumpkin and let her boyfriend feel around on 3 different asses before he picks his girl’s. He picks the right pumpkin and then Havok offers them more money if the guy can fuck her.
After that, a couple learns to fuck while only speaking in sign language which was interesting to watch while still being sexy.
She then finds a guy to go to the beach with her and lets her hold a magnifying glass up to his pubs in the sun in an attempt to start a fire. She tortures him for about 5 minutes and pays him 20 dollars without a fire being started.
In the end of the show, Jmac is in a clothing store and picks his girl wearing a black leather outfit. They offer her one thousand dollars to fuck him and she agrees. He gets pretty rough with her, smacking her ass and pulling her hair. I personally enjoy a good hair pull (just not too hard). She has an intense orgasm and then the show is over.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Money Talks – S3 E9
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Havok starts this episode out with asking girls to give her snow man some TLC. She finally finds a girl to do the job and they take a hike into the woods to find a snowman with a dick attached to it. She agrees to do it for 1500 dollars. Havok sings her own rendition of “Frosty the Snowman” that goes something like “Frosty the Cockman..” that is pretty hilarious.
Next she heads to the beach to find hairy men that will be used to make a hair bikini. She finds one incredibly hairy guy and shaves him back and stomach until there is only hair left in a bikini shape around his nipples.
Next, she has a girl dressed like a turkey and is asking men to stuff it and do a photo shoot for Thanksgiving cards. She gets one guy to dress up as a pilgrim and the other one as an indian. The girl dressed as a turkey sucks on one guy while the other fucks her. Then she does a double blow job.
In the last scene, Jmac is working at a hot rod store and helps a girl looking for parts. She wants 300 to suck on his cock. He then starts fucking her on the back of one of the hot rods. She mentions multiple times how big his cock is and it doesn’t take her long to cum.
REVIEW: Yellow Rose, Austin TX
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6528 North Lamar Blvd, Austin, Texas 78752
Phone (512) 458-2106
Let me start by saying..WOW. This is, by far, the best gentlemen’s club in Austin. I finally got to visit a club on a Saturday and there is a major difference. The girls were much more attractive and there were a ton of them. This club has 3 stages and there were girls on all three starting around 8:30. Within 30 minutes of being there, 2 dancers approached not only my fiance, but me as well. I definitely give them props for that. There were almost as many women as there were men in the club and tons of couples, which makes me happy to see. The parking lot was spacious and they offer valet parking as well as limo service every night from 7PM until close if you are VIP.
Let’s talk money. It was only a 10 dollar charge for each of us to get in the door. That is the cheapest we have paid yet. Let me add that we were seated by our cocktail waitress so we didn’t have to choose our own table. She asked us what area we wanted to sit in and she was able to get us really close to the stage. They have daily specials from 11-4 on food and on Saturdays, you can get a 5 dollar burger. We didn’t eat here so I can’t tell you if the food is good or not but there is a ton of options on their menu and it is all pretty cheap. We spent around 50 dollars for 6 drinks but they were doing shot specials all night. You have to try a margarita though if you go here. My man had one and kept raving about it and we are big margarita connoisseurs so that is a big deal. We didn’t get a lap dance last night but there were tons of specials and they kept announcing 2 for 1 table dances.
I was impressed by the fact that they had a full bar and not just one but two of them. The bigger bar also had a Texas Holdem table that started a game up around 9 PM. The VIP section was not tucked away behind black curtains at this club but instead the tables right by the stage were reserved with black table cloths for the VIPs.They got more attention from the dancers and constantly had the girls checking on their drinks. We were not VIP but still had a great view of the stage as did many others so that was a definite plus.
The dancers seemed pretty comfortable with touching but we did see one that had to keep moving a guy’s hands because he was grabbing her ass. I think he finally got the memo after she did it a few times but there were 3 or 4 men walking around in black suits that could have come to her rescue at any time if she needed it.
Before we left home, I told my man I wanted to see a bachelor party. I don’t know why but I just thought it would be fun to watch. When the waitress seated us, we were right behing a few tables that had a reservation card on them and to my delight, around 10:00, a bunch of guys came in to claim their table and one was wearing a “Show me your tits!” sash which could only mean one thing, he was getting married. They had several of the girls in their circle that danced for them for a long time but we did not stay long enough to see if they pulled him on stage or embarrassed further. Maybe I can catch that next time.
I am a stickler for a clean bathroom when I go to a club or restaurant. I remember telling him when we pulled up into the parking lot that I would be happy just to have a door that led directly into the women’s restroom instead of having to walk through the dancer’s dressing room. And there was! It was clean, covered in mirrors, stocked with plenty of toilet paper and had 3 working stalls. What more could a girl ask for?
This club definitely gets our seal of approval and we will be visiting again. I recommend any one else that lives or is visiting Austin, do the same.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Dare Dorm – S1 E8
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Another interesting Playboy TV show. This show starts oddly enough..in a dorm. There are 3 girls and one guy and they are playing a card game where they draw actions and have to perform them. The first one is erotic edibles so one of the girls puts whipped cream on the other girl’s stomach then licks it off. The next card is hand job. One of the girls pulls out the guy’s cock and starts to rub it then he rubs her pussy then the girls start to make out and play with each other too. The guy takes turns fucking both of the girls first in the front then from behind. That was the end of the game apparently and the rest of the show is just a fuck fest.
The camera gets passed around between a few people so the angles aren’t great and most of the time, the camera is moving or shaking. This was the first time I have watched this show though. I plan on watching a couple more to determine if this will be added to my DVR schedule.
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