REVIEW: 69 Sexy Things To Do Before You Die – Playboy TV – S1 E12
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Indulge in a Menage a Trois
Brandin and her husband, read a book (The Threesome Handbook by Vicki Vantoch) about threesome etiquette and had been wondering about one for a while. They often talked about it while they were in bed. The book helped them learn where to start, what to do during and how to end it. They began by watching porn movies of people having threesomes. Then they got online to chat with some women to decide who they would spend the night with. VIcki recommends the woman talking to the other woman because they will have a better connection. She suggests meeting in a neutral place and deciding on a time later. Once you all get comfortable, you decide on a comfortable place for all the action to happen. This couple was ok with the girl coming to their house. Vicki recommends being open about your expectations to this third person and making sure everyone is ok with what is happening. Vicki also recommends the girls hanging out first to get the party started. They started in the jacuzzi and did some kissing and touching. Then they all three went inside and play spin the bottle. That didn’t last long before they were in the bedroom. Vicki recommend checking in along the way as well as have code words to communicate with each other during if they are uncomfortable at any point.
Let me stop and tell you that I have this episode recorded and I have watched it several times because when the girls are going at it, it makes me SO freaking horny. I seriously always pause it during that part and grab my man and drag him into the bedroom. I guess that is a pretty good indication that I would LOVE a threesome.
Back to the show: They check in with the book to find different positions especially for threesomes. I liked this episode not just because it turned me on so much but because they explained how to give a double blow job which is something I want to do so badly. I am totally buying that book to prepare for our threesome and I can’t wait to read what other ideas Vicki writes about!
Naked Scuba Diving
This couple goes to Key Largo to go on their own underwater adventure. They take a charter out and get a short lesson before diving in. They do recommend using lots of sunscreen since you can still burn underwater. You can’t take anything and can leave only bubbles. That is how they protect the reef. You can also see shipwrecks in this spot. The show recommends staying in the Jules Undersea Lodge which is located underwater and let me tell you, this room looks amazing! They had to scuba dive to it. There were fish swimming by the windows and they could see part of the reef from the room too. You can even order room service which is packed in water tight containers and brought to you. This place looks amazing. I am already booking my trip. 
I love this show! Check it out on Playboy TV.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – School of Sex – S1 E8
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In this episode, Tera Patrick teaches guys how to prolong ejaculation to make sex more enjoyable for the male and female.
Britney and Christian lay on the bed relaxed and explore each other’s bodies. They then undress each other. The guy shouldn’t concentrate on a mind blowing performance but more so making both of them comfortable. If you feel like you are going to ejaculate, have the woman go to other areas of you body like your feet. He fucks her first missionary style, then she gets on top of him and then he fucks her doggy style. Slow this down as much as you need so you can decide when to climax.
Review: Try to enjoy each other and keep things slow until you are ready to climax. Don’t get in your head too much about the performance but just enjoy it. You shouldn’t hurry or rush to get what you want.
Next, she gives advice about a woman who wanted to start a relationship with another woman.
Jennifer and Peeta start slowly rubbing each other over clothes and slowly undress each other, leaving the underwear on. This will keep the new comer feel more comfortable. Peeta then kisses Jennifer all over as she undresses her. Tera doe not recommend that the girls make love to each other on the first encounter. This will come later. Tera tells Peeta not to spend too much time on any one area. She does tell her be sure to pay attention to Jennifer’s neck and nipples. Next Jennifer is instructed to take Peeta’s clothes off and concentrate on her breasts. Then she kisses her entire body until she hits the vaginal area. A woman having sex with another woman for the first time will be intimidated so it is important that her partner is patient and makes sure she is comfortable. They begin to 69 and Jennifer fingers Peeta. They then lie down and embrace each other. They “scissor” for lack on a better term until they both climax.
Review: Take things slow with a newbie. Undress her except her underwear then slowly rub on her body making sure not to overwhelm her. Let her then do the same to you. You don’t want to rush into vaginal play since she may be timid but just make sure she is comfortable and let things flow as she gets more open.
This show is about 30 minutes long and it was our first time watching it. It lacked a little excitement for me. The topics were good but I feel like they could have elaborated on the actual advice. The host isn’t a great actress so some of the things she said made me chuckle. Over all though, I like this show and will watch it again. I think the topics are good and would be helpful to many people.
You can watch for yourself on Playboy TV.
REVIEW: 69 Sexy Things To Do Before You Die – Playboy TV – S1 E2
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This was the first time we had watched this show and while it isn’t featured on the TV for Two list, I feel that it should be. Both things from this episode revolved around couples.
Kink in the Caribbean
This is an event that happens once a year in Jamaica and a ton of regular working people take some time to let their inner sex goddess shine. It is all about acting on your fetishes, wearing latex, relaxing and having a great time. A couple of things the couple featured on the show took advantage of while here were:
*Wearing a latex bikini in a glass bottom jacuzzi. They say there is nothing like swimming in latex.
*Taking a naked ride on the giant water slide.
*They visited the flea market that was full of fetish accessories. The girl got clip on nipple rings that totally turned her on.
*They attended a pool party where everyone broke out their best fetish costumes and disco danced all night.
You have the option while there to join in in as many or as little things as you like. Ultimately, it is a vacation spot and they want to make sure you have a great time.
I personally want to visit because you can tan completely naked and no one judges you…and spending a week in Jamaica would be amazing.
The Ultimate Bubble Bath
This “thing to do” explained all about how a woman gave her man an escape from a stressful week at work by concocting the most sensual bubble bath imaginable.
She started by sending a note in his briefcase telling him she had a surprise for him later in the week. Throughout the week, she would send him sexy text messages so he would stay excited until she could reveal the surprise.
On the night of, she left a note by the front door telling him a cocktail was ready in the kitchen and then to join her upstairs when he was ready. She had rose petals showing him the way to the bathroom.
To prepare for the bath, she started by running the hot shower to steam the room up a bit and having scented oils out to make the bathroom aromatic and add to the mood.
When her husband got to the bathroom, she made him watch her rub strawberry cream all over her body. This got him excited but also made her smell amazing and moisturized her skin. Next she invited him into the shower to wash the cream off of her body. Then she scrubbed his body with a salt scrub to heighten his senses and then they took turns washing each other’s hair and shaving each other where needed.
In the tub, she had placed an inflatable pool raft and inflatable pillows to make the tub more comfortable. She had a pitcher of ice water filled with lemon and cucumber to keep them refreshed. Once they were both in the tub, they poured massage oils on each other and rubbed in using small, rhythmic strokes. Massage oils can sometimes be messy in the bed so they recommend using it in the tub for fun and closeness but it also makes your skin incredibly soft. Next they added bubbles to the hot water along with sea salt to make it extra frothy. They said they had more fun playing in the tub with the bubbles and it wasn’t even sexual at that point.
After the bath, they dried off an she laid down naked. He traced delicate areas of her body with honey dust and a feather and then traced his pattern with his lips. He said it tasted good while she said it felt amazing to have his lips all over her body.
I love, love, love this show. It is geared towards couples and things that you can do to keep your sex life fun by experimenting.
List of Products Used in This Episode:
Kama Sutra Strawberry Weekender Kit-This includes the strawberry cream, honey dust and feather, and massage oils but they are small sizes. I would recommend this as a sample though to see which products you like best.
Kama Sutra Treasures of the Sea Luxury Bathing Kit
Kama Sutra Oil of Love-Tropical Mango
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REVIEW: Hottest body check in history
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Another Redtube favorite. This video started off choppy and I don’t know if it is my computer or something wrong with the video but it did clear up after a while. The audio is also kind of messed up. You can hear tons of background noise but can’t hardly hear their voices in the beginning.
The girl is at a the airport and of course, late for a flight when the police officer tells her she will need to take her coat off. Well of course, she only has on lingerie beneath it so she gets a hotter body check than anyone else. He starts with the wand and makes sure to check her breasts extra good then spends a good amount of time rubbing the wand on her ass and pussy. He asks her to go to a private room so he can search her bag. He finds a bottle of lotion in her bag so he tells her he will have to pat her down. I’m sure you can guess what that leads to.
Both actors in this movie are really hot. The girl is super plastic though but the doctor did a good job There are lots of different positions and the camera angles are great.
This video is about 33 minutes long and other than the glich in the beginning, is a good quality movie.
REVIEW: Playboy – Tru: A Parody
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I am a HUGE fan of True Blood so when I saw that Playboy TV was playing the parody of one of my favorite shows, I knew I had to watch it.
I was impressed with the opening song because they did a good job trying to mimic the one from the show. I have watched a few parodies in my time and this is one of my favorites. It may have something to do with the fact that I know all of the characters and the story line of the original show.
Scenes include:
-Maryanne and a helpless man she fucks then kills.
-Sookie and Tara find LaFayette dead.
-Tara and Jason engage in a very intense fucking on the bar.
-Sookie and Bill visit Eric at Fangtasia.
-Jason visits his support group that helps him with his addiction to vampire blood.
-Two virgins go into Fangtasia to ask Eric for vampire blood. He makes them pay by fucking them, orgy style with Pam.
-Bill and a very chesty Sookie share a passionate love making scene after a long day of searching for LaFayette’s killer.
-Maryanne summons Sookie to the woods to use her as a sacrifice.
This movie features lots of sex scenes with small breaks in between to keep the story line going. I actually think they did a good job hitting some of the main scenes from the real show while adding in ridiculous funny acting in between.The choice of music used for each specific scene was well picked in my opinion. There was kind of an erie song playing while Maryanne fucked the man should would later stab to death. Later, when Jason fucked a member of his support group in a flashback, there was a sweet slow song playing. They just really helped to set the mood.
I like parodies because we can sit and watch them together and while it does get us ready for each other, it also gives us an hour to sit and relax before we head to the bedroom to act out our own fantasies.
If you are into sex, blood and humor, you should check this movie out.
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