REVIEW: Pinup Perversions
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This movie is from 2008 and features Krystal Steal. It is on the Club Jenna Site. It is about an hour long.
Let me start by saying, don’t watch this movie for the acting. Here is s breakdown of the scenes:
Cliche Scene: She realizes that her producer really knows she is a good actress and he has worked hard to get her where she is. So she fucks him.
Climax Scene: She is in the salon and fucks the guy until she comes in the drying chair. She licks her juices off of his cock and gets back to fucking him again.
Old Fashioned: A different girl is in this scene. She start off on a ladder trying to reach something on the top shelf and all of a sudden, there is a face in her vagina!
Music: This scene has a dark haired girl that is acting as a singer. She has an awesome body and sounds much more believable as he fucks her on the piano.
Dinner: A guy and girl are sharing a bottle of champagne at a dinner table but get right to business.
There aren’t a lot of breaks in between the scenes so there is constant action which is nice for an hour long movie. I also really like watching movies where the girl gets to come and there are several instances of that in this one. I obviously can relate and those are some of the hottest scenes for me. There are about 4 different girls in this movie and tons of different positions. They are all supposed to be Pinup girls so they have their hair and wardrobe done to fit the time. One this I found interesting and it may just be a Playboy TV thing is that it didn’t show any of the guys coming. It would change scenes right as they were about to cum on the girl’s face. Overall, I enjoyed this movie and will check out others from the Club Jenna website.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Money Talks – S3 E6
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This episode starts with Havoc asking 2 girls to make snow angels..naked for 300 dollars each. She makes them start traditionally on their backs and then makes them flip to their stomachs. It looks pretty miserable but gives you a great view of their lady parts.
Next she asks a girls to fuck a chest strap on…and offers her 1000 dollars. She starts by sitting on top of his chest then they switch to the girl on bottom. They then switch to a positon with the guy sitting up and basically fucking her doggy style with his chest. The guy was totally digging it because her pussy was right in his face.
After that, Havoc has a couple that is ready to break a new record with the most kitty licks. This one was pretty funny because the guy shows his tongue and Havoc thinks it is small so she makes him go to the gym for an hour and work it out. He licks a punching bag, lifts weights with his mouth and stretches his tongue out. Then they are ready for the competition. They beat the record with 179 licks in under a minute.
The last scene takes place in a store where a girl is shopping. First they ask her to show her boobs and she says no. They finally convince her to stroke the guy’s cock for 700 dollars. They add another 900 for her to suck on it. 1900 dollars added to the pile makes her fuck him on the t-shirt table. They start with him fucking her doggy style then she climbs on top of him.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Money Talks – S3 E5
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Havoc starts this show by looking for someone to plank on random things. The guy she picks planks on a phone booth and yellow traffic poles. Then she pays a girl 150 dollars to plank in her underwear on a garbage can. Last she gets 3 girls to plank on a bench, trash can and then do a planking sandwich for 120 dollars each.
Next she takes the Rack Vac to the streets of Venice Beach to suck women’s shirts off. She gets 3 girls to participate for about 100 dollars a piece.
After that she asks a girl to get naked and sit on the bench press while a guy tries to beat a world record for the most repetitions. He gets 125 reps before the owner of the property comes out and tells them to leave.
Suck N Blow comes next. She has crabs and asks 3 guys to play the game with each other. They have to stand in a circle and one starts with the crab in their mouth and moves it to the next guy’s mouth in the circle. They agree for 100 dollars. They start with live baby crabs and this one actually freaked me out for that reason
The last scene has a young brunette looking for a storage unit. They give her 300 dollars to show her tits then 500 dollars to give one of the guys a hand job. She tells him for another 400, she will give him a BJ and then it turns into a full blown sex session.
REVIEW: Very Hot Natural Sex
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I found this video on RedTube under top rated. It starts out with a couple meeting their babysitter. The husband, Jay, tells her the kids are sleeping and she tells them to enjoy dinner. Shortly after they leave, she is on the phone with her boyfriend telling hin to come and keep her company.
This video is about 34 minutes long and has a decent story line. The girl is a little too young for my liking but she really makes the passion in this video believable. Right after he starts ripping her clothes off, she sits on his face and that was probably one of our favorite parts of the movie. I immediately looked at my man and told him I was going to do that to him later. In which he replied “Please do!”
There was a good amount of dirty talk in the video and they also kept eye contact a lot of the time. Those are two of my favorite things to watch because it makes the sex seem more passionate and less scripted. I love, love, love that the guy kept grabbing her hand to hold it then give it a gentle kiss. I am a hopeless romantic..even with porn.
Beware ladies and gents, this girl is a screamer. I kept turning my volume up to hear what they were saying and then had to turn it down when she screamed. That got me thinking, how were the kids still sleeping?
Most of the video was sex without breaks in between and incorporated many positions. It ends with them both coming and the guy kissing all over the girl. The parents come home, ask her how the night went and the movie is over.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – The Stash – S1 E13
Season 1: Episode 13
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This immediately reminded me of a sexier version of The Soup. Rachel Perry hosts the show by showing clips of old porn movies, reality TV shows and Youtube videos. She adds hilarious commentary and there you go, The Stash.
My favorite clip was WeeMX. There were several “little” people dressed as the cast of TMZ that interviewed other famous little people. They were dressed as the cast of TMZ, had hair and makeup done to resemble them as well as having the mannerisms down.
This episode also features clips from the Twat Squad, Chunky School Girls and Perverted Stories #24. His favorite clip was from Perverted Stories. There was a mummy laying on this man’s desk while he interviewed an intern. As he tells her she got the job, he explains how mummies used to have their wives get them hard before they died so they could stay erect in the afterlife. The man leaves the room and when he comes back, the girls is sucking the mummy’s cock. The guy freaks out because she has awaked the mummy from the dead and yelled “Quit sucking on that petrified penis!’ It is a ridiculous clip but SO hilarious.
We were literally in tears for almost this entire episode. I never thought we would be laughing that hard at a show on Playboy!
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