Top 10 Strip Clubs
This list was compiled by www.askmen.com. If you like to travel, make a stop at one of these clubs then tell us all about it!
10. K5 Relax
Prague, Czech Republic
Set in beautiful Prague, where the women have a feral quality to their Slavic features, K5 is like Doublemint gum — it doubles your fun by combining a slick strip club with a built-in escort service. In the cavern-like restaurant in Prague’s Golden City, you can eat while being treated to some sultry pole-dancing. Then, you can retire to one of K5’s themed rooms for your hard-earned dessert.
REVIEW: Crazy Horse Gentlemen’s Club
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980 Market Street San Francisco, CA 94102
We stayed in San Francisco for only one night so we decided to check out Crazy Horse since it had the best reviews for the area. They mention on the website that they have a few porn stars that frequent the club and had two popular ones working that weekend. We went on a Wednesday night so it wasn’t very busy. We were able to sit in the front row right next to the stage.
The cover was supposed to be $20 for women and $25 for guys but the door man let us pay $20 each which was awesome. This club is set up like a movie theater/catwalk or something. All the chairs are movie theater seats and the catwalk has rows of chairs on either side of it. Lap dances are given in private rooms covered by curtains and were 40 dollars for one song. It is also an all nude club so there is no alcohol allowed in. Read more…
REVIEW: Cheetah’s Gentlemen’s Club
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907 E. Arques Ave. Sunnyvale, CA 95085
We are visting California for work, again and this time decided to check out some clubs while we were here. We are staying in Los Gatos so Cheetah’s was the closest club to us with the best reviews. It is all nude, so I was skeptical since the all nude clubs we have been to so far have been rough. I was surprised when we got there though that it wasn’t bad at all.
The Yellow Rose – New and Improved
We have been to this club several times and it happens to be one of our favorites. Last week, they were closed for a few days for remodeling. I was super excited to check it out because they had posted on Facebook that everything had changed.
They renovated the main stage to add an awesome light show, added granite counter tops to the bar and added a dome in the ceiling of the foyer. We went on Wednesday because they were reopening for lunch that day and had the “Rack City” event with guest DJ’s. We had a busy week and figured it would be nice to go have a drink, relax, talk and check out what they had done to the place.
The parking lot was packed for a Wednesday. I figured they would be busy since they had just reopened but busy was an understatement. The place was packed. It took forever for the waitress to find us a seat. They had a few VIP open which were 50 dollars but didn’t have a great view of the stage. We ended up finding a table right next to the side stage which was fine but it was also right next to an amp or something so I was pretty much deaf and uncomfortable the whole time we were there.
REVIEW: Sugar’s San Antonio
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2731 NW Loop 410 San Antonio, TX
We actually went to Sugar’s to see one of my fiance’s friends that he hadn’t seen in a while. She dances there so she was able to get us in with no charge. This Sugar’s is a big step up from the one in Austin. There is a main stage right in the middle of the club and then 2 small side stages. When we walked in, the waitress was super nice and offered to find us a table. The tables near the stage were 50 dollars and that to me, was crazy. I didn’t want to pay that so we sat in the very back corner of the club near one of the small side stages. We still had a good view of the main stage but I was irritated that they were going to charge us. They had a separate back room but told us it was closed since it was a Sunday. (Although it was super busy for a Sunday). The waitress told my fiance there would be a 50 dollar hold on his card but did not make him sign anything. We were just happy she told him.
The decor in this club is interesting..there was one arcade game and a moose head on the wall. It needed an upgrade in my opinion but it wasn’t really distracting so it was ok.
The women’s restroom was back through the dressing room which I hate, but I only went back there once by myself and got the stare down then I made our dancer friend walk me to the restroom for the rest of the night.
The waitress was awesome and the manager even checked on us a few times. I am assuming it was because we knew someone who worked there but it was still nice.
After a while, I asked our friend to walk me to VIP so I could check it out. It was completely empty but they had a fireplace and 2 decent sized stages. We ended up paying for VIP which was 100 dollars for the whole night for our whole party. I think we ended up with 4 strippers back there with us too. It was a PARTY. Our friend was the only one that gave me a lap dance and she let me touch wherever I wanted. She then gave my fiance a dance and our other friend got one from one of the other dancers. We were all pleased. I am pretty sure we had the hottest girls working there in VIP all to ourselves. That made it even more fun.
Downside to clubs in San Antonio…PASTIES. It is a law there that they have to wear pasties. So disappointed. But that is not fault of the club, I just know I won’t be moving to San Antonio! I don’t think the pasties lasted long once we got to VIP though.
I don’t feel this is a fair review since we did kind of have the “Special Treatment” but I will say I have talked to many strippers in my time and these girls LOVE each other. They protect each other from rude customers, they are all best friends and even management was treating the dancers like family. It was really cool to get to talk to them about that. Our friend from San Antonio said this is one of the best clubs there though so I still recommend checking it out. They have really good drinks, the people who work there are all super nice and we had a great time.
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