REVIEW: Playboy TV – The Stash – S2 E6
Rating: 
Rachel starts this episode out by showing a sex scene involving the Hulk.
Huge News:
*Couple arrested for role playing in the back of their car on Valentine’s Day
*7.5 million dollars offered to a man that lost half his penis in an accident
*Keira Lee insured his penis for 1 million dollars
Buy Sexual:
*Little Rooster vibrates to wake you up by vibrating your clit
*My Little Secret vibrator talk to you while it vibrates
*Pleasure periscope
Poooorn!:
*Student submits a porn for her final Film School project
*All cheerleaders are lesbians
*A woman and her trainer have a staring problem
*Stepson catches his mom blowing his dad’s boss, so they bribe him
*”Attack of CNFM”-the girls will NOT stop laughing
They Are Not Even Trying:
*Girl is talking dirty on a phone that isn’t even plugged in
*A girl closes her cell phone after talking to her boss but he keeps talking after phone is closed
Old Fucks:
*Attack of the monster mammories
Money Shot:
*A girl walks in to her two friends having sex. They were supposed to have a slumber party and she wasn’t invited so she yells at them for about 7 minutes about all of the things she was going to do to them had they invited her. Hilarious!
Stupid Sex Laws
I have absolutely no idea how many of these are true but even if they aren’t, someone has quite the imagination and time to spend to make these up so they are post worthy in my opinion.
In the Republic Of Ireland, if two people under the age of 16 attempt to have sexual intercourse and fail, they can be prosecuted. If they succeed they can’t.
In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
It’s against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown- if they’re nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you’re safe from the law!)
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in-meat freezer!
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can’t go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.)
However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because “the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.”
It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait proximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it’s legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
A Florida sex law: If you’re a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can’t parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Women aren’t allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio- a man might see the reflection of something “he oughtn’t!”
No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and “her name is to be published in the local newspaper.” The man isn’t charged nor is his name revealed.
In Virginia, you can’t have sex during the daytime, with a light on, or with socks on.
In Rohnert Park, California, it is illegal for a women to have sex with a cow, but it is legal for a couple to have a threesome including the cow.
In Oklahoma, it is illegal to have oral sex.
In Bedford County, VA it is illegal to have dancing & alcohol together. None of the local bars have a dance floor. (NB: In the South dancing is often considered to be a sex act.)
In Minnesota it is illegal to sleep in the nude. (And, as in too many other places, it also illegal to engage in oral sex.)
Best Search Terms!
Part of having a successful website is learning how to optimize search engine results to get your site to pop up near the top of the results. Our website shows me each day what search terms got someone to our site. Below, I have compiled the terms that I looked at and said “What the fuck?” or that made me laugh hysterically. I swear these are word for word. Regardless, I don’t care what got anyone here, I am just happy to have them!
*www.lovers sex park sex girls
*”her claw hand”
*she fucks him and kills movie scene
*erotic bottom massage
*couple wake up in the morning on white sheets and then have sex
*naked lay
*walking with dick out
*rubhiscock.com
*celery dildo anal
*couple 69 => I include this one because I can only imagine how many sites popped up for this search and we were amazingly one they clicked on. So unreal to me.
*stewardess fuck
AND THE WINNER FOR MAKING ME PEE MY PANTS GOES TO…
*I am sad
REVIEW: Playboy TV – The Stash – S2 E4
Rating:
Rachel Perry starts this episode off with a Panda BJ. That’s right, a guy dressed in a panda suit getting a blow job. The show also includes the following:
Huge news:
*A walrus sucks his own penis.
*A bukkake party raises 100,000 dollars
*New sushi restaurant in Japan-featuring naked women on top of the sushi bar.
*Sex toys delivered to your door in 30 minutes.
*A theme park ride that makes a woman orgasm.
Buy Sexual:
*Ta-ta-toos-Tattoos for your boobies.
*Kosher Sex Toys
*Book 22
*Bacon flavored lube
*Flesh light iPad holder
Poooorn:
*Fuck Me and My BFF- They paid more attention to describing how to use Twitter than having sex.
*Big Tits at School Volume 11- Two busy ladies poor acid on each other…then strip down naked.
*My Ex Girlfriend 2-There is a HUGE pizza hung on the wall in the background of this porn.
*Carnival Games-Two women play ring toss with a guy’s cock.
*Cum Bang 2-The actors don’t want to act.
*Cum Bang 4-Coco wants to get back at her man so she sucks a white guy’s cock on camera.
What The Porn?
*A magician’s assistant sucks his cock while he swallows a sword.
*A babysitter gets chased by 2 guys dressed like babies.
Old Fucks:
-This segment featured clips from really old porn films. It is HILARIOUS!
Money Shot:
*My Teen Gang Bang-A girl is given 4 hillbillies for her birthday. They are waiting for as a surprise with their cocks hanging out.
This show is way too short for my liking. I could seriously watch it for hours. It always makes us laugh but I do wonder where they find these things! Check it out on Playboy TV for Two.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Money Talks – S3 E7
Rating: 
In this episode, it is cold out and she doesn’t want to get too cold so Havoc cuts holes in her tank top where her nipples are. She finds two girls to do this with her and pays them 200 dollars each. They give a nipple hug and bite each other’s nipples for another 25 dollars each. They also suck on Havoc’s nipples at the same time for 100 dollars each.
Next she goes to the grocery store and tells this guy she will pay him 100 dollars to make one burger. When Havoc gets him to the food truck, she tells him he is making a burger out of a vagina. The girl is laying on her side so the toppings stick in the center and her vagina. He starts with slicing a tomato and putting the slice in between her lips then adds a slice of cheese. He puts a small piece of lettuce then tops it with seeds for the “bun.” This one was pretty hilarious!
Havoc heads to the beach to find some cheerleaders. The catch is that they have to put a dildo pom pom in their vagina and do a little jig. She pays them 400 dollars each.
After that, Havoc walks around with a horse costume on her head and is asking men to wear the costume while a girl rode on their back on a saddle with a dildo attached. Then she goes to find her cowgirl. She offers her 400 dollars to ride the dildo saddle. They are in front of a green screen that has a horrible background of a farm but it is pretty entertaining.
In the last scene, they go to a fishing shop and ask a girl to be on their show. They start by offering her 10 dollars to see her belly button then 100 to flash the camera then finally 2130 dollars to fuck him while his lady friend watches.
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