Top 10 Strip Clubs
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10. K5 Relax
Prague, Czech Republic
Set in beautiful Prague, where the women have a feral quality to their Slavic features, K5 is like Doublemint gum — it doubles your fun by combining a slick strip club with a built-in escort service. In the cavern-like restaurant in Prague’s Golden City, you can eat while being treated to some sultry pole-dancing. Then, you can retire to one of K5’s themed rooms for your hard-earned dessert.
REVIEW: Cheetah’s Gentlemen’s Club
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907 E. Arques Ave. Sunnyvale, CA 95085
We are visting California for work, again and this time decided to check out some clubs while we were here. We are staying in Los Gatos so Cheetah’s was the closest club to us with the best reviews. It is all nude, so I was skeptical since the all nude clubs we have been to so far have been rough. I was surprised when we got there though that it wasn’t bad at all.
REVIEW: Sugar’s San Antonio
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2731 NW Loop 410 San Antonio, TX
We actually went to Sugar’s to see one of my fiance’s friends that he hadn’t seen in a while. She dances there so she was able to get us in with no charge. This Sugar’s is a big step up from the one in Austin. There is a main stage right in the middle of the club and then 2 small side stages. When we walked in, the waitress was super nice and offered to find us a table. The tables near the stage were 50 dollars and that to me, was crazy. I didn’t want to pay that so we sat in the very back corner of the club near one of the small side stages. We still had a good view of the main stage but I was irritated that they were going to charge us. They had a separate back room but told us it was closed since it was a Sunday. (Although it was super busy for a Sunday). The waitress told my fiance there would be a 50 dollar hold on his card but did not make him sign anything. We were just happy she told him.
The decor in this club is interesting..there was one arcade game and a moose head on the wall. It needed an upgrade in my opinion but it wasn’t really distracting so it was ok.
The women’s restroom was back through the dressing room which I hate, but I only went back there once by myself and got the stare down then I made our dancer friend walk me to the restroom for the rest of the night.
The waitress was awesome and the manager even checked on us a few times. I am assuming it was because we knew someone who worked there but it was still nice.
After a while, I asked our friend to walk me to VIP so I could check it out. It was completely empty but they had a fireplace and 2 decent sized stages. We ended up paying for VIP which was 100 dollars for the whole night for our whole party. I think we ended up with 4 strippers back there with us too. It was a PARTY. Our friend was the only one that gave me a lap dance and she let me touch wherever I wanted. She then gave my fiance a dance and our other friend got one from one of the other dancers. We were all pleased. I am pretty sure we had the hottest girls working there in VIP all to ourselves. That made it even more fun.
Downside to clubs in San Antonio…PASTIES. It is a law there that they have to wear pasties. So disappointed. But that is not fault of the club, I just know I won’t be moving to San Antonio! I don’t think the pasties lasted long once we got to VIP though.
I don’t feel this is a fair review since we did kind of have the “Special Treatment” but I will say I have talked to many strippers in my time and these girls LOVE each other. They protect each other from rude customers, they are all best friends and even management was treating the dancers like family. It was really cool to get to talk to them about that. Our friend from San Antonio said this is one of the best clubs there though so I still recommend checking it out. They have really good drinks, the people who work there are all super nice and we had a great time.
REVIEW: Playboy’s Beach House
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The show starts by showing a ton of wet, topless women drinking and dancing. The host’s name is Jaclyn and she quickly introduces the band featured in this episode as Fishbone. The cameras focus on the music for a while then it is time for the booty shaking contest.
Next they spend time talking to the band. They answer questions about their craziest concerts, what they were up to next and they talked about an upcoming documentary on the band.
The next game is the treasure hunt. There are prizes at the bottom of the pool that the ladies have to dive down and get. The winner got a bottle of champagne and a lap dance from the girl of her choice.
This is a fun show. I think it would have held my attention better if the musician would have been someone I liked. They did a good job with party music but there is such a concentration on the music that I would have been more intrigued by a band I knew. Also, there was no sex in this episode. Just thought I would throw that out there since most Playboy shows do have it.
We were turned on by the pool at this house though. The view was amazing!
Check it out on Playboy TV.
REVIEW: Sugar’s Uptown Cabaret
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401 E Highland Mall BLVD. Austin, TX
We should have known when we pulled up and we were in the ghetto that we should have turned around.
But let me start with the good though. They have a huge parking lot and valet parking. Before we saw the parking lot, we decided we were going to leave if it was dead but there were actually several cars there when we pulled up. We paid 10 dollars each when we walked in and were walked to a table by our waitress. We had a table pretty close to the stage. They preauthorized the card for 120 dollars but again, notified us that this was happening which was nice. We both had margaritas and they were actually good. She also let us know that bottles were half off which was nice since we didn’t see that advertised anywhere. This is a non smoking club which is a definite plus for me. Each girl danced on stage for at least 3 songs which was longer than usual. Our waitress was really sweet and did check on us often so I will give them props for that.
They had a decent sized stage with one pole but no side stages. The VIP section was a step above but didn’t offer much privacy. They did have a full bar but I don’t think they offered beer on tap.
The reason we decided to go to Sugar’s was because it was costume night. I want to give a shout out to Rebecca here because she was chatting with me yesterday and pointed that out. Rebecca, you’re awesome! =)
As soon as we walked in, I could tell no one was dressed up. There was one sorry attempt of a naughty school girl but it was seriously weak. I hate to be a bitch, but that’s why I write. The girls were at best…a three. I’m not joking. I was terrified that one of them was going to ask us for a dance. We didn’t stay long because as the girls came in to work, it wasn’t getting better. Most of them were overweight and had saggy stomachs that hung over their panty line. The waitresses were better looking. I just wasn’t feeling it. In Sugar’s defense, there were quite a few men there that were having a blast and spending money. So they must be appealing to some people.
The restroom was disgusting. There was one roll of toilet paper between the 3 stalls and you can tell it isn’t serviced frequently. I would consider visiting again on a weekend to give them a second chance if I knew they would clean the restroom.
We left after not being there for very long and went to the Yellow Rose.
I wouldn’t discourage you from ever going here, it does have better reviews than mine on Yelp, but I would recommend going on a weekend so the girls are of a higher quality.
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