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We were headed home on Sunday night and decided to stop in this store since we had heard good things but neither of us had been there. I was immediately impressed by the parking lot since it was around back and had a lot of spots. It felt much more private than the parking lots at other stores. We approached the front door and there was someone there to greet us as soon as we walked in. Also impressive. She told us that it was “Couple’s Day” so we got an extra 20% off everything other than sale and clearance items. Needless to say, our first impression was fantastic.
We looked around for a while not really sure what we were looking for. They asked if we needed help finding anything but we told them we were just browsing. They had lingerie, movies, bachelorette/bachelor party accessories, and tons of toys. They also had private viewing rooms. They carry some of my favorite brands and the prices seemed reasonable. They had a section of toys from Fun Factory that came with a one year warrantee. I definitely haven’t seen that at any other stores.
When we checked out, the cashier reiterated that there was a one year warrantee on our toy but also that there was a 10 day return policy from the store if we weren’t happy with the product. WHAT?! Can you say “in love?” I asked him how often they did Couple’s Day and he told me it was every Sunday. He also mentioned how much he recommended the toy we bought and how many good things he had heard about it.
So I am now hooked on this store even though it is a little further from home than I would like. They have the best service, an amazing selection and the employees seem to really enjoy their jobs and are really knowledgable about the products.
My Sensual Massage Tool Kit
*Candles-Make sure the scent is relaxing and not overpowering. They also make candles like these, that are made to pour the wax on skin without burning it.
*Massage oil-You can use lotion too but it tends to get dry quickly and can sometimes start feeling nasty. I prefer oil because it stays wet and makes the skin feel amazing.
*Head Massager-If you have never tried one of these, go do it now. It is the most amazing thing in the world.
*Hot Stones-These feel very good all of the back, shoulders and on the bottom of the feet. There are warmers specifically for these rocks. Just make sure you don’t get them too hot. Hot, wet washcloths work well as an alternative.
*Spa Music-There are so many different varieties, luckily you can sample most songs before you download them. Go through a few and see what works best and is most relaxing to you.
For clean up, you can use some sort of wipe to get the oil off when you are ready to do so. Though not romantic, baby wipes work well for this.
Sensual Massage
I love a good massage. Some of the best ones I have ever gotten came from my man. I love his hands on me and that I can lay naked while he massages every inch of my body. Here are a few things I think can lead to one of the sexiest massages you have ever given. Enjoy =)
First, prepare for your sensual experience with the following things. Start with a glass of wine. It will help you both relax and in my case, make me long for what comes after the massage 
Light some candles and play some soft background music. The candles will add a nice scent in the background so remember this when you pick them out. You can find spa sound CDs easily and those are the ones I recommend. Like the one here. Make sure you have massage oil. It will help keep your partner’s skin smooth and wet making for an even better massage. You may also want to have a bowl of hot water sitting next to the bed to have the massage lotion warming in. There is nothing worse than cold lotion or oil being poured on your back. Last but not least, turn off the phones, lower the blinds, get into your birthday suites and get ready to focus only on each other.
Start the massage either one the floor or on the bed. Just make sure you can reach every part of their body. Cover them with a towel..this will add to the experience when you slowly start to move it down until they are completely naked and covered in oil. Pour the warm oil in your hands and rub them together to warm it up even more. Slowly begin to cover their entire back with your warm hands. Massage their arms, shoulders and back of their neck too. Check with them about how soft or hard they like to be massaged. It is important that you don’t lose contact with their skin at any time. Start with rhythmic motions moving slowly up and down the back. Move lower and when you get to the lower back, begin slower, deeper strokes. Remove the towel completely now and lay your chest on their back. It would be super sexy if you were also covered in oil for this part. (Maybe let them rub it on you before the massage). Slide up and down slowly letting all of your parts touch their back. Give a few kisses to the ears, neck and jawline while you do this. Use you hot breath on the ears as well. That is one of my favorites. Move back down to their butt and rub your chest on it. Then start rubbing it on the top with the same slow, deep strokes. Move to the sides of the buns then lightly skim the inside of the thighs. This is going to be more beneficial if you are massaging a woman. If you are massaging a man, make sure you get up close enough to his balls to make him quiver.
Now roll them over onto their back. Oil up their chest and if you are massaging a woman, really take advantage of rubbing on her boobs at this moment. Massage the shoulders then all the way down the arms and back up. Start with gentle kisses and tease the nipples, cock or vagina.
If you are massaging your man, slowly rub his cock with the oil that is on your hands. Do slow rolling actions and make sure not to forget to fondle his balls. Move down his legs and feet and spend some time massaging those. Move back up again and gently play with just he head of his penis. Every once in a while give a deeper more powerful stroke to let him know it is almost time for his release.
If you are massaging a woman, tickle her down there just enough to make her yearn for you. Move her clit from side to side then move back up to her chest and play with her nipples softly. Move back down and just give her the tip of you penis slowly in and out. Play with her nipples again then slowly turn her over and make sure she is on her hands and knees. Rub your body against her back while playing with her boobs and then enter her vagina again.
By now, you should both be incredibly hot for each other. Get creative, you know more than anyone what your partner is into. You know where to take it from here. Have fun!
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