REVIEW: Playboy TV – 7 Lives Xposed
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This show is an hour long and is Playboy’s version of MTV’s The Real World. 7 Strangers living in a house together…all of them LOVE having sex.
In this episode, the host (Devon) decided to keep one of the girls that everyone else wanted out of the house.
Then Tru goes outside, smiles for all the cameras and talks about how much she loves masturbating. She undresses, touches herself and masturbates by the pool. She later goes to the private camera room and explains that she loves doing that because she knows that viewers are jerking off while watching her.
Aaron goes to Devon to tell her he can’t keep his cock hard. She then invited Bonnie into the room so they can “fix” his problem. They have a three way and he realizes he can still get off.
The next scene involves Caroline and her boyfriend fucking on the hood of his car. It is kinda hot because they are trying to be quiet so no one hears them outside but they just can’t keep it down.
This show was a little too fake for me. I expected a reality series and there is some really horrible acting in this show. However, there is a variety of sex between men and women, woman on woman and man on man. And a lot of it. The show is an hour long so they have enough time create a story line and add in several sex scenes. So if you are into sex and drama, and don’t care that is doesn’t actually feel like a reality show, then you would enjoy this.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Money Talks – S3 E7
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In this episode, it is cold out and she doesn’t want to get too cold so Havoc cuts holes in her tank top where her nipples are. She finds two girls to do this with her and pays them 200 dollars each. They give a nipple hug and bite each other’s nipples for another 25 dollars each. They also suck on Havoc’s nipples at the same time for 100 dollars each.
Next she goes to the grocery store and tells this guy she will pay him 100 dollars to make one burger. When Havoc gets him to the food truck, she tells him he is making a burger out of a vagina. The girl is laying on her side so the toppings stick in the center and her vagina. He starts with slicing a tomato and putting the slice in between her lips then adds a slice of cheese. He puts a small piece of lettuce then tops it with seeds for the “bun.” This one was pretty hilarious!
Havoc heads to the beach to find some cheerleaders. The catch is that they have to put a dildo pom pom in their vagina and do a little jig. She pays them 400 dollars each.
After that, Havoc walks around with a horse costume on her head and is asking men to wear the costume while a girl rode on their back on a saddle with a dildo attached. Then she goes to find her cowgirl. She offers her 400 dollars to ride the dildo saddle. They are in front of a green screen that has a horrible background of a farm but it is pretty entertaining.
In the last scene, they go to a fishing shop and ask a girl to be on their show. They start by offering her 10 dollars to see her belly button then 100 to flash the camera then finally 2130 dollars to fuck him while his lady friend watches.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Money Talks – S3 E6
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This episode starts with Havoc asking 2 girls to make snow angels..naked for 300 dollars each. She makes them start traditionally on their backs and then makes them flip to their stomachs. It looks pretty miserable but gives you a great view of their lady parts.
Next she asks a girls to fuck a chest strap on…and offers her 1000 dollars. She starts by sitting on top of his chest then they switch to the girl on bottom. They then switch to a positon with the guy sitting up and basically fucking her doggy style with his chest. The guy was totally digging it because her pussy was right in his face.
After that, Havoc has a couple that is ready to break a new record with the most kitty licks. This one was pretty funny because the guy shows his tongue and Havoc thinks it is small so she makes him go to the gym for an hour and work it out. He licks a punching bag, lifts weights with his mouth and stretches his tongue out. Then they are ready for the competition. They beat the record with 179 licks in under a minute.
The last scene takes place in a store where a girl is shopping. First they ask her to show her boobs and she says no. They finally convince her to stroke the guy’s cock for 700 dollars. They add another 900 for her to suck on it. 1900 dollars added to the pile makes her fuck him on the t-shirt table. They start with him fucking her doggy style then she climbs on top of him.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Money Talks – S3 E5
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Havoc starts this show by looking for someone to plank on random things. The guy she picks planks on a phone booth and yellow traffic poles. Then she pays a girl 150 dollars to plank in her underwear on a garbage can. Last she gets 3 girls to plank on a bench, trash can and then do a planking sandwich for 120 dollars each.
Next she takes the Rack Vac to the streets of Venice Beach to suck women’s shirts off. She gets 3 girls to participate for about 100 dollars a piece.
After that she asks a girl to get naked and sit on the bench press while a guy tries to beat a world record for the most repetitions. He gets 125 reps before the owner of the property comes out and tells them to leave.
Suck N Blow comes next. She has crabs and asks 3 guys to play the game with each other. They have to stand in a circle and one starts with the crab in their mouth and moves it to the next guy’s mouth in the circle. They agree for 100 dollars. They start with live baby crabs and this one actually freaked me out for that reason
The last scene has a young brunette looking for a storage unit. They give her 300 dollars to show her tits then 500 dollars to give one of the guys a hand job. She tells him for another 400, she will give him a BJ and then it turns into a full blown sex session.
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Sextreme Makeover – S1 E6
Season 1: Episode 6
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In this episode, Melanie and Maksim suffer from boring sex while Bradley and Corin only have sec about once a week.
A Sex Wellness Educator helps Melanie and Maksim shake things up a bit by showing them how to spend more time on foreplay. They blindfold Melanie and Maksim runs feathers, an electric toothbrush and a spatula up and down her bare skin. This incorporates the 5 senses into their foreplay which really helps to get them out of their rut.
Bradley and Corin meet with a Sex Wellness Educator and she suggests that they make tease tapes for each other. This is meant to help them be more spontaneous and sexy and break out of their routine. Watching Bradley make his tease tape made us chuckle a bit. He was so uncomfortable and was imitating a make dancer with rip away pants. That was probably my favorite part of this show.
I liked both of the suggestions in this episode a lot. I could see us incorporating these into our sex life.
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