REVIEW: Adult Video Megaplexxx
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(512) 442-5430
We were headed home on Sunday night and decided to stop in this store since we had heard good things but neither of us had been there. I was immediately impressed by the parking lot since it was around back and had a lot of spots. It felt much more private than the parking lots at other stores. We approached the front door and there was someone there to greet us as soon as we walked in. Also impressive. She told us that it was “Couple’s Day” so we got an extra 20% off everything other than sale and clearance items. Needless to say, our first impression was fantastic.
We looked around for a while not really sure what we were looking for. They asked if we needed help finding anything but we told them we were just browsing. They had lingerie, movies, bachelorette/bachelor party accessories, and tons of toys. They also had private viewing rooms. They carry some of my favorite brands and the prices seemed reasonable. They had a section of toys from Fun Factory that came with a one year warrantee. I definitely haven’t seen that at any other stores.
When we checked out, the cashier reiterated that there was a one year warrantee on our toy but also that there was a 10 day return policy from the store if we weren’t happy with the product. WHAT?! Can you say “in love?” I asked him how often they did Couple’s Day and he told me it was every Sunday. He also mentioned how much he recommended the toy we bought and how many good things he had heard about it.
So I am now hooked on this store even though it is a little further from home than I would like. They have the best service, an amazing selection and the employees seem to really enjoy their jobs and are really knowledgable about the products.
REVIEW: T.C.B. Discreet Vibrator by California Exotics
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We picked up this little gem at Dreamers when we were on the way home from the club. I do NOT recommend buying it from a store. We paid much more than if we had ordered it online. You can find it here.
There are just some nights I need a little help getting off. Like when I drink too much, for instance. Or If I am not feeling well. Being sick really zaps my energy. That happened to be the reason we decided to stop in the store in the first place. The idea when we bought this was that I could still ride him and just use the toy when he was close to coming so we could do it at the same time.
This toy is small so is it easy to hold on to and has 3 powerful settings. There is a button on the top and you just click it until you get the desired intensity. It has a velvet smooth finish and requires just one AAA battery. It is surprisingly quiet too.
I really like this vibrator and it has come in handy on several occasions lately. I like the way it fits in my hand but I did notice it was hard for me the hang on to it once I started getting too wet. It became a litte slippery. The other downside for me is that it felt a little too hard the more sensitive I became down there. I think I need to use something with a soft, rubbery cover on it.
There are really more pros though. It’s cute for one thing. For some reason I am attracted to girly colored toys and the flesh colored ones don’t appeal to me as much. This one comes in pink, purple and blue. The more I use this, the more I like it. It does the job quickly on the highest power or if we are taking our time, I will just use the lowest setting until we are both ready to explode. This would be the toy I packed in my suitcase or purse when we travel. It is small so it would fit perfectly. They did a great job naming this one, Taking Care of Business is just what it does!
REVIEW: Dreamers
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I personally had been to this adult store before but my man had not. We were headed home from the strip club one night and I asked if we could stop here on the way, just to look around and see if anything peaked our interest. I knew something would. First let me say, I dislike the parking situation here. The front door faces I-35 and there is only a small amount of parking directly in front of the store. The chances are slim that someone you know would pass this store at the exact moment you were walking in or out but still…there is a chance.
In the past when I have visited, the people working the register always greeted me and were anxious to help answer questions or give suggestions. We were greeted when we walked in but the rest of our customer service experience lacked the ambition. There was one person working the front and she was on the phone the entire time. It sounded like she was talking to her boyfriend and kept talking about the dirty things she was going to do to him when she got home and how hard she was going to fuck him. I say to that, good for her. That isn’t the part that bothered me. We saw a Lelo toy in the case up front that was calling my name. However, we couldn’t get the lady off the phone to ask her about it. My man stood up font by the case for about 3 minutes and she never acknowledged him. We eventually gave up and left with only a small personal massager. When we checked out, there was a man working the register and he put a battery in the toy for us and made sure it worked since they have a no return policy on toys. In the past, they have always let me feel the toy vibrate to verify that it worked. He didn’t do that for us. When we got in the car, I opened it up and put the batteries we purchased in it to see how powerful it was. But it didn’t come on. I clicked it 5-6 times before it would work. I will make sure next time the cashier lets me feel the toy before we buy it.
Despite our experience lately, this is actually a nice store. It doesn’t have a huge selection of toys but there is a little something for everyone and a ton of bachelorette/bachelor party merchandise. There are games, tons of different lubricants, and the movies…wow. They have a huge selection of movies, no matter when you are in to. Typically, their service is great and your don’t feel like a creep when you leave. It is very clean and organized and has never been super busy when I’ve gone so it still feels like you have enough space to shop privately. The associates will almost always tell you whatever you want to know about a particular product and seem very knowledgable about everything offered in the store.
Right next door to Dreamers is LeRouge Boutique. They have an awesome selection of lingerie and costumes which is a nice addition once you have stocked up on toys and movies.
REVIEW: The “Rabbit” Vibrator
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I think the first time I had ever heard of this toy was on Sex and the City. It was appealing to me because it is pink, has pearls and looks like a party. An all around girly bundle of pleasure. So, I decided to give it a try.
When I turned it on for the first time, I was a little overwhelmed because there were buttons at the bottom that not only turned on the vibrations but also rotated the shaft. However, the first time I turned it on inside of me, I was incredibly pleased.
The most important feature on this toy besides how happy it will make you, is that it is completely phthalates free and is non porous and easy to clean. That means it doesn’t harbor bacteria so you can rest assured that you aren’t inserting any unwanted germs into your lady parts. The shaft gyrates while the beads rotate at various speeds. The bunny clit stimulator vibrates at different speeds also which you can control by rotating the dial. The clit stimulator got me off rather quickly and was my favorite thing about the toy. For a quick O, I would just use the rabbit to get off without inserting the shaft. The price is very reasonable for this toy and there are many variations of it, including different sizes and colors.
This is a great toy to use alone but if you want to include your man (and you should) he can use it on you as well. It stimulates both the G spot and the clitoris for a very pleasurably experience.
If you want to try it out, you can purchase it here.
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