REVIEW: Penthouse Executive Club NYC
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603 West 45th Street New York, NY 10036
This was the night I was super excited about! We had heard so many good things about the Penthouse Executive Club (Yes THAT Penthouse) and really wanted to check it out but the only night we had left was a Sunday. I didn’t care, I figured I could get a good enough feel for it even if it was slow.
I was so excited when we walked in because it felt clean…I know that sounds weird but there was not smoking inside and it makes a huge difference. That is one thing I really liked about all the clubs we visited in NYC. There was also a clean, clearly marked women’s restroom right next to the men’s. We paid 20 dollars a piece for cover and as soon as we walked in, we started laughing. We were the only ones in the club. We sat at the bar and I chatted it up with the bartender. (Super hot.) No one was dancing on stage but all of the girls were at the bar sitting and having drinks or coffee so I actually got to have conversations with several of them. They didn’t however, ask us if we wanted a dance or anything. It was more friendly conversation than anything. They all told us how much they hated working Sundays. They also told us how uncomfortable couples made them. They said men won’t tip as much or are afraid to ask for a dance for fear of making their woman mad. I told then that was too bad because that made it so much harder for us to get a dance. Other than that though, I thought this place had a lot of couples appeal. Especially since we hit it off with another couple that felt the same way we did about going to the club. The tables were comfortable and intimate and it wasn’t so loud you couldn’t talk to each other. Once the dancers saw how open we were, as a couple, the continuously talked to us.
We sat at the bar for a while and then the girls finally started working the stage. There was probably only one of guy and another couple (finally) at that point. I started walking up to tip the girls who were dancing so they would all come and talk to us at the bar. After a while (and many, many shots..thanks hot bartender!) the other couple ended up at the bar with us. Now we were getting approached for dances. There is much more to this story…check out my post here, but I will say, we had an amazing time and got much more than expected. I really liked the layout of this club and I wish we had a club similar to this near home. The girls were super hot even for a Sunday night. There were private rooms and a steak house on the upper level. I read that you could get a dance right at your table there. We didn’t eat there so don’t take my word for it but this club and restaurant has great reviews on Yelp. I HIGHLY recommend this club and we will visit it again when we hit NYC up next time.
Breaking in the mattress!
We have both struggled with back problems for awhile and have been talking about upgrading our mattress. We tried memory foam toppers and all kinds of pillows but we both still woke up achy. We broke down yesterday and decided to buy a new mattress. We laid on several mattresses and decided on a very soft Tempurpedic mattress with the adjustable base. Not only is the base adjustable…it VIBRATES.
We have both been working all day and I watched a lot of porn for the blog…so I email him (He is in the other room…but I was going for dramatic) and tell him it is time to break in the mattress. All of a sudden he is right in front of me saying I didn’t need to ask him twice.
I am a fan of being on top and that is usually where I need to be to be able to get off. I asked him to move the head end of the mattress up a little so I could get the perfect angle for the perfect O. Boy did it work. I could feel him deep inside me and he didn’t have to prop himself up like he usually does. As we were fucking, he made me laugh when he said “Look, if someone was sleeping on the other side of the bed, the wouldn’t even know we were here!” You have all seen the commercials where the lady puts her glass of wine on the Tempurpedic and jumps on the mattress and the wine doesn’t spill, right? Well, they aren’t kidding.
Next stop, fucking with the vibrator on!
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Dropout Delinquents S3 E3
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This one starts off with a girl hitch hiking and a cop pulls over and tells her that is illegal. He then offers to give her a ride to the city. She sits in the back seat and shows the cop her tits and tells him how turned on she is and how bad she wants to fuck him. He pulls off into a secluded area and lets her out of the car. They start kissing then he puts her on the hood and sucks her pussy. He fucks her with his huge cock until he comes.
The next story is about a country girl trying to hitch a ride and let me just say, I busted out laughing as soon as this one started. “I was riding my horse to go get some Dick in Dickens…” REALLY? How can you not laugh? Regardless, the guy wasn’t attractive but the girl had a nice body. She plays with herself and with him and then the both take their clothes off. I was glad when she shoved his cock in her mouth and quit talking. They fuck on the side of the road as the girl hangs on to the side of the truck. The acting in this one was really distracting. They used super fake country accents the whole time and talked really fast so there was really not turn on for me as far as dirty talk goes. He fucks her in the back of the truck until the end.
This episode wasn’t as great as the other I have seen but it was still entertaining. Turned me on enough to tell my man he needed to take a break from working to come fuck me!
REVIEW: Playboy TV – Dropout Delinquents – S3 E4
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This was the first episode I watched of this show on Playboy TV.
It starts with a runaway in a prison outfit trying to hitch a ride. The guy who picked her up took her back to his place to let her change clothes and use the phone. He was concerned because his wife was in the shower. The prisoner tells the guy that he is going to let her stay or else she is going to kill his wife. She also tells him she needs some dick and pulls it out of his pants before sucking on it. They fuck outside so his wife doesn’t catch them. They fuck until he comes but of course, the money shot isn’t shown. The actors are attractive in this show and the acting wasn’t bad when they were fucking. It was funny to watch this cute girl say she was going to kill someone though.
Next we have a girl who is looking for a drink. She lights up a cig while leaning against a car. Shortly after, this guy comes out and tells her that is his car and to get off of it. The beginning of this one is funny because the guy is telling the girl what a bad ass she is and the girl’s acting is awful. But so funny. He offers to take her out for a drink and get into trouble. They break into a bar and steal money from the register. He tells her to strip and he will give her some of the money. They fuck in the bar until he comes.
Side note because I’m such a chick but I love the girl’s top in this show. The acting is hilarious but the sex is fun to watch.
This is a 30 minute show with 2 different story lines.
First time watching and again Playboy does not disappoint. Check the show out here.
REVIEW: Hottest body check in history
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Another Redtube favorite. This video started off choppy and I don’t know if it is my computer or something wrong with the video but it did clear up after a while. The audio is also kind of messed up. You can hear tons of background noise but can’t hardly hear their voices in the beginning.
The girl is at a the airport and of course, late for a flight when the police officer tells her she will need to take her coat off. Well of course, she only has on lingerie beneath it so she gets a hotter body check than anyone else. He starts with the wand and makes sure to check her breasts extra good then spends a good amount of time rubbing the wand on her ass and pussy. He asks her to go to a private room so he can search her bag. He finds a bottle of lotion in her bag so he tells her he will have to pat her down. I’m sure you can guess what that leads to.
Both actors in this movie are really hot. The girl is super plastic though but the doctor did a good job 
There are lots of different positions and the camera angles are great.
This video is about 33 minutes long and other than the glich in the beginning, is a good quality movie.
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